A plea to Calmac Ferrymen, please don’t spoil Oor Lindsay’s hen!
Arran is our port of call, where we’d planned to have a ball.
The girls arrive from far and wide, Auchrannie’s where we’re meant to bide.
Now we hear a strike’s been planned, how the feck are we going to land?
We’ve planned the gig for many a day and upfront we have had to pay.
We’ve tried to sort Plan B and C, but to be honest we’re all at sea!
So, please Guys, get us to the Isle, and help send Lindsay doon the aisle.